Sport:Top 15 Cristiano Ronaldo Memes That Are Savage AF

Top 15 Cristiano Ronaldo Memes That Are Savage AF

Cristiano Ronaldo is a legend. There is no going around it, you may hate him, or you may love him, but you cannot deny that the man is a myth in the world of soccer. He is the first footballer ever to reach 40 goals in a professional league for two consecutive seasons

15 THAT KID DOESN’T LOOK TOO HAPPY He might have never been married, but Cristiano Ronaldo has a kid, and that kid’s life is not as easy as you might imagine.

 When we think about big-time athletes’ sons or daughters, we imagine kids who grew up with copious amounts of money and never really had to care for much in their life. But then again, all you need to do is look through Cristiano Ronaldo’s Instagram feed, and you might get an idea that his son is not so into the lifestyle his good old dad wants to impose on him.

14 THE ONLY GAME PLAN POSSIBLE Like several mainstream players we have nowadays,

 Cristiano Ronaldo was born in a country that although they have some history in terms of international soccer, was never really a country that competed for much more than solid finishes in international competitions.

13 GOTTA KEEP THE HAIR FRESH This might be one of the most common ways people make fun of the Portuguese striker.

It is a trend with footballers today that they like to look good while they’re playing. Just take a look at Neymar’s Instagram. He changes hairstyles more often than people who do that for a living. Either way, nobody in soccer takes looking good as seriously as Cristiano Ronaldo.

12 MY BACK HURTS We jabbed on the subject a little while ago, but it never hurts to remind people that this man carries his national team on his back.

Here is a little statistic for people who are not so familiar with the dominance and the massive difference between the level of Cristiano Ronaldo and his teammates from the Portugal national team.

11 PENALDO And here is another one of the repeated criticisms many people have made of Ronaldo throughout his career. 

To go along with his appearance, some say that he might get a little “soft” when he sees a chance of drawing a foul, or especially a penalty.

10 DRAFTING STEVE And here is the biggest disagreement among football fans all around the world. It has been almost a decade we have been living through this tug-of-war between Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi.

Every year, people spend months, semesters, the whole freaking year discussing who is going to win the award for best player in the world.

9 INSTAGRAM VS LIFE Oh, that statue. If you haven’t seen that picture before, we’re sorry. We did not wish on anybody the nightmares that will follow looking at that statue of Cristiano Ronaldo.

First of all, it looks nothing like him. 

8 UNITED MISSES HIM Before he went to Madrid to the dazzle the whole world and create a dynasty, Cristiano Ronaldo was already dominating world football in a Manchester United kit. He was young, but he was already a beast.

Ronaldo played six seasons for Manchester United and scored over 100 goals for the English club. He was so dominant that as young as he was, he led the Red Devils to three Premier League titles and a Champions League title.

7 MONEY TALKS This may annoy a lot of readers. Athletes get paid a lot of money, great athletes get paid more money, and then there’s Cristiano Ronaldo. According to Forbes, Ronaldo earns $56 million a year from his salary alone.

That should be enough to buy him a good fleet of Lamborghinis. Not only that, they estimate he gets around $32 million a year from endorsements, which put together amount to him being listed as the number one highest-paid athlete by Forbes.

6 A MAN’S GAME Again with the appearances, but this never ceases to be amusing. Back in the day, we used to have the image of a soccer player being like the hockey players of today.

They were rough, rugged-looking bearded dudes who liked smashing heads or ankles in that case. Just read a little bit about the history of the sport and you’ll see that, unlike many Americans might imagine, soccer wasn’t created by a bunch of soft British dudes who couldn’t play football or rugby.

5 BOOGERS Yuck, if you don’t know why he made that face you are not a soccer fan. The man kindly offering Ronaldo his hand for a handshake is Germany’s national team manager Joachim Low

4 MESSI KNOWS BEST This was a rather recent incident and one that will be imprinted in Messi fans’ minds through the rest of their lives. Seriously, even if you’re a diehard Ronaldo fan, you have to admit that that was a boss move.

No, Barcelona certainly did not deserve to win this last El Classico, but when you have guys like Cristiano and Messi on the pitch, anything can happen.No, Barcelona certainly did not deserve to win this last El Classico, but when you have guys like Cristiano and Messi on the pitch, anything can happen.

3 THE STATUE STRIKES AGAIN Again, we are sorry for showing this statue, but it has gifted the world with so many memes that it is unthinkable not to put at least two of them on this list. And here is the perfect one. Admit it, when you first looked at this picture you thought it was the same original image from the Batman movie.

Two-Face is a notorious Batman villain who has one-half of his face looking normal, and the other half looking like a disfigured nightmare straight out of one of Steven King’s worst novels.

2 THE 2016 STINGER If holding up his shirt after scoring a match-winning goal was legendary for Messi, this was an epic moment for Cristiano. Winning the 2016 FIFA’s Men’s Player of the Year award was not enough for the Portuguese legend.

No, Cristiano had to take a shot at Messi for not being at the award ceremony. So during his thank you speech for the award, he finished by saying that he was sorry some people from the Catalan team were not able to attend the ceremony when he clearly wasn’t sorry. Or maybe he was, considering some of his reactions when he was in attendance and Messi won the award, it’s not tough to imagine Cristiano wanting to take a good look at the Argentinian’s face after he received the trophy.

1 THE TRANSFORMATION And here is the cherry on top of the cake. You see, when people look at Cristiano Ronaldo today, they just imagine that he always looked that good. But the truth is a little far from that. In reality, Cristiano Ronaldo was one ugly dude when he started playing professional soccer. But then, money happened, and something changed.

 Actually, a few things changed, for certain his bank account changed, and then his attitude changed a little, but the biggest change of all were his looks. The man literally looks like a before and after picture from a dentist’s commercial.